Can’t Hold Us (Major Lazer Remix) by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis x Swappi x 1st Klase

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

phoker:

Rombo by The Bloody Beetroots x Congorock

Racer by Giorgio Moroder

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

  • plot twist:

    the only change yahoo makes is they make the blue half a shade darker

Horizon by Daft Punk

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Never Let Me Down by Kanye West x Jay-Z

  • sext:

    fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles