May 2013
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May 24th
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starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
May 24th
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May 24th
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africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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plot twist: the only change yahoo makes is they make the blue half a shade darker
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 20th
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sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
May 20th
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May 20th
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strangerearrangement: Please tell me someone else saw Kanye’s face when the end credits were rolling on SNL. Everyone was hugging each other (mostly to say goodbye to Fred Armisen and Bill Hader) and Kanye is just there all wide eyed and confused.
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 18th
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weedharvest: advice: never leave your bed its awful
May 18th
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May 18th
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“Without music, life would be a mistake.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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fasterfood: half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
May 17th
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May 17th
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“I wish I’d done everything on Earth with you.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby   (via trashtongue)
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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“Never explain — your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe...”
– Elbert Hubbard (via ughpsh)
May 15th
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May 15th
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amoying: it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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“Life was immeasurably better once I forced myself to stop taking it seriously.”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via fakeville)
May 15th
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May 15th
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do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.”
– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via cottonbutts)
May 14th
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May 10th
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“I think death is the most wonderful invention of life. It purges the system of...”
– Steve Jobs
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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flyinginafriendshipship: what if church was called jesuscon
May 6th
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