PHO × KER: Archive

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Apr 1st

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“But I will not lose for even in defeat, there’s a valuable lesson learned so it...”

– Jay-Z

Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Random Half Baked Dialogue

Scarface: Don't worry, man. All we gotta do to get you out is to get ten percent of ten million dollars. Which by our calculations is...

Brian: ...Fucking impossible, man!

Mar 31st

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Watch

Let Love Rule (Remix) by Lenny Kravitz x Justice Dope Concept

Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

I've got this bad habit of not giving a fuck.

(via kushnstarbucks)

Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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Random Curb Your Enthusiasm Dialogue

Man: Are you Jewish?

Larry David: You want to check my penis?

Mar 30th

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Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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“Girls are supposed to dance. That’s why God gave them parts that jiggle.”

– Troy from Community

Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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Reblog with 3 Pokemon moves that describe your sex...

shitdisco: sixstepfailure: pip-pip-cheerio: helloimuguubroniqueisprettycool:kayrutledge:soupnazi: Sleep powder Gunk Shot Judgement All the moves can be found here. Roar of Time, Substitute, Torment. Leech seed, hydro pump, self-destruct Splash, splash, splash. Flash, disable, protect struggle struggle struggle Harden, Flail, Snore lol

Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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Random Clone High Dialogue

JFK: Forget it, kid. No dry porking for you.
Gandhi: [forces himself to undergo a JFK-like transformation]
 Fowah suppah I want a pawtty plattah.
JFK: Wait a minute! Throw some 'er's and 'uh's in there. What's your hurry?

Mar 29th

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Mar 28th

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“Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?”

– Tyler Durden

Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

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Mar 27th

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"I'm in a rapey mood"

(via a-thursty)

Mar 27th

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Mar 26th

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RANDOM THOUGHT:

..you know what would at first sound like an awesome collaboration but probably fail to meet expectations? Daft Punk and Lady GaGa. Prove me wrong please.

Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

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HAWT: Kim Kardashian

She defines dime piece…

Mar 26th

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“If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. “Oh… Oh…...”

– Drew from Office Space

Mar 26th

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To do list for this year... →

Grow the fuck up Maybe quit smoking (Not happening) Start working towards a BSc in Computer Science Added: Get accepted into University Finish Munny Get back into Graffiti Road Trip to Vancouver

Mar 26th

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Hey Mama (Grammy Version) by Kanye West

Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

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“I want to kill the most amazing person in the world, then I realized suicide was...”

– M.I.A.

Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

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A lil bit of a Wiki-Trip

It started from: Ip Man (film) - Ip Man 2 - Muk Yan Jong - Bruce Lee - Jeet Kune Do - Judo - List of Celebrity Judoka - Vladimir Putin - Moscow Ip Man is such a kick ass movie, Bruce Lee was a pimp and I wanna visit Moscow now.

Mar 25th

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Mar 25th

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Random Entourage Dialogue

Lloyd: What’s wrong?

Ari: Has so much cum squirt in those eyes you can’t see what’s right in front of your face? Amanda Daniels takes that job, Vince is fucked and I’m fucked. Which means we’re all fucked. And we’re fucked in the way you like to get fucked not fucked in the way normal people like to get fucked.

Mar 25th

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