May 2010
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May 1st
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May 1st
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“Come on, hands people! It’s 90% of Spanish.”
– Señor Chang
May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2010
Hoes always horny, that's why they hoes...
rastar: (via ferno)
Apr 30th
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Day 29 — Hopes, Dreams and Plans for the Next 365...
Some shit I wanna accomplish this year: Get my girlfriend an update (read: bigger ring) Get through my first semester of University Go to Steve Aoki in May Road trip to… Seattle (for my girlfriend so she can do a nursing test to allow her to work in the States), Victoria (to pick up my shit I left there in January) and Vancouver (to get smashed) in June Go golfing in the summer Maybe...
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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“At which point you realize…that life is but a joke, and the laughs on...”
– Pharrell Williams
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
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FACT:
Most people on earth suck dicks 51% of the population are women and they suck dicks and there’s all the gay guys that suck dicks and then there are all the straight guys who have been forced to suck a dick under various circumstances This fact was provided by Louis C.K.
Apr 30th
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Day 28 — This Year, in Great Detail
Shitttt totally forgot about this lol Some cool things happened to me this year already: Came back to Calgary from Victoria in January after finishing up school over thurr Made the decision to go after a Bachelor in Computer Science Got accepted into Mount Royal University/University of Calgary for said program (Its a transfer course in which I go to both schools) Celebrated my birthday and...
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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“Once you jack-off to Japanese girls puking in each others mouths, you...”
– Randy Marsh Its pretty much irreversible.
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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HAWT: Leah Dizon
Apr 28th
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Day 27 — This Month, in Great Detail
Errr to be honest, this month has been highly uneventful. I’m trying not to go out much because I’m saving up for school, and I don’t wanna disturb my friends while they’re studying for/writing finals. But alas, some shit did go down: I got accepted into University for Computer Science I chilled with my girlfriend whenever she wasn’t working as a Nurse I found...
Apr 28th
Apr 27th
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Random Community Dialogue
Jeff: Why do you have a monkey?
Troy: It's an animal that looks like a dude. Why don't I have 10 of them?
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Day 26 — Your Week, in Great Detail
Umm I’m gonna list a bunch of things I did last week…doubtful I’ll remember everything (My memory is dulled by working at H&M and sleeping) Without further ado, stuff I did: Worked Sunday, Monday, Thursday & Saturday Planned an thrice epic event, with Chantal & Staci, happening this Saturday (2 Birthdays & A Going Away Party all on one night) called H&M...
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be...”
–  Chuck Palahniuk
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Random South Park Dialogue
Stan: Dad, I like being in a boy band. I think it's interesting.
Randy Marsh: Well, there's plenty of interesting things you can do. Have you ever tried marijuana?
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Day 25 — Your Day, in Great Detail
I just woke up an hour ago and Tumblr’d. Ya I pretty much slept all day. I’m probably gonna go to the washroom after this to take a shower, shaving, urination…etc. Afterward I will probably go out and buy some A&W to eat. Then maybe chill with my girlfriend? Oh and I’m probably gonna smoke a bunch of cigarettes today too. There’s a strong chance of that happening...
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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“In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.”
– Calo
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Random Superbad Dialogue
Seth: Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Evan: It's like a division sign...
Apr 24th
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Does Anyone Remember Candlejack?...
…oh shi—
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
Apr 23rd
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“Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it...”
– Pete from Knocked Up
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
Apr 22nd
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Random Knocked Up Dialogue
Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: Fuck off!
Alison Scott: What?
Ben Stone: What?
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Day 22 — A Website: Kineda →
Global Fusion of Fashion & Lifestyle
Apr 22nd