September 2010
Random Boondocks Dialogue
- Robert: I gon' really let him have it. Show him my stuff. Give that man everything I got.
- Riley: Pause.
- Robert: Pause? Pause what?
- Riley: You said somethin' gay, so you gotta say "no homo" or else you a homo.
- Robert: But what did I say gay?
- Riley: You said you was gon' give this dude everything you got. No homo.
- Robert: That's not gay. I said I was gon' give the man everything I got.
- Riley: Pause, Granddad. If it sound gay, its gay and you gotta say "no homo". How I know you not a homo, Granddad, if you don't say "no homo"?
- Robert: I'm not sayin' "no homo".
- Riley: Okay, you a homo.
- Robert: Stop callin' your granddaddy a homo!
- Riley: Then say "no homo"!
- Robert: I don't wanna say "no homo"! Imma homo yo' ass, if you don't stop sayin' pause!
- Riley: . . . . Pause.
August 2010
Let's Make Out
Does It Offend You, Yeah?
Lets Make Out by Does It Offend You, Yeah?
aka. My Zombie Apocalypse Battle Anthem
“Fashions fade, style is eternal.”
—Yves Saint Laurent
Good Life (Feat. T-Pain)
Kanye West
Good Life by Kanye West x T-Pain
“If talk is cheap then my silence is diamonds.”
—Lupe Fiasco
Night by Night (Dummejungs Remix)
Chromeo
Night by Night (Dummejungs Remix) by Chromeo
“Dressing is a way of life.”
—Yves Saint Laurent
“I’m not going to let a woman talk to me like that!”
—
Don Draper
Alpha-male of the Year
Sunday Night is the best night for Television...
- Hung
- Entourage
- Mad Men
- True Blood
Top GearBreaking BadDexter
“I don’t know anything about Glee, but it’s that show where everyone’s gay, right?”
—Allison Brie’s mother
Random Entourage Dialogue
- Ari: If you don’t wanna talk and you don’t wanna have sex, what else is there to do in [the bedroom].
- Mrs. Ari: You wanna talk?
- Ari: I’d rather have sex…
Thrilla
Villains
Thrilla by Villains
Villains...
Friend got hit on by a crunk bitch.
Almost got into a fight.
Ward off creepers all night.
Met the Villains after their set.
Gotta wake up in 2 hours for work.
Shit.
Smells Like Teen Spirit (Patrick Alavi Rerox)
Nirvana
Smells Like Teen Spirit (Patrick Alavi Rerox) by Nirvana
French House x Rock Classic = THIS
“Jus picked a 4 leaf clover & smoked it”
—Diplo (via his twitter)
On to the next one...
My Black Nudies have been destroyed from 2 years of wear…
And my A.P.C.’s now have their first crotch holes…
And I just bought a pair of Naked & Famous…
Gawd how I still love denim.
Random Pulp Fiction Dialogue
- Butch: I think I cracked a rib.
- Fabienne: Giving me oral pleasure?
- Butch: No, retard, from the fight.
High's N Lows
Kid Cudi
High’s N Lows by Kid Cudi
“We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I’m no different.”
—Leonard Shelby
“Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.”
—Oh Dae-su (오대수)
Hung Up (Feat. Madonna) (Diplo Remix)
Madonna
Hung Up (Diplo Remix) by Madonna x Diplo
“The one who doesn’t fall never stands up. I’m just a human being. If it’s God’s will next fight, I’ll win.”
—Fedor Emelianenko
“Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same.”
—Lee Woo-jin (이우진)
I like to flirt.
It’s fun, It’s harmless, and it could always lead to more or nothing at all. Flirting is not guaranteed to give you wanted results, but that’s why I like it.. The challenge. And the experience you can get.
UNIQLO
Cant wait for Uniqlo NYC…aka H&M done right.
- Regular Fit Straight Black Jeans $34.90
- One Piece Graphic Black Hoodie $29.90
- Sweat Full Zip Black Hoodie $29.90
- Japan Manga Anime Printed Short Sleeve White T-Shirt $15.50
- Knit Black Tie $10.90
- Silk Black Tie $10.90
Sexy Results (Feat. Death From Above 1979)
MSTRKRFT
Sexy Results (MSTRKRFT Remix) by Death From Above 1979 x MSTRKRFT
Random Eastbound & Down Dialogue
- Kenny Powers: [on phone with prostitute]
- Alright, so let me get this straight. So I gotta pay for a blow job, and I gotta pay for a fuckin' hotel room too? Well that seems like I'm spending too much money for nothin' I got a house. You can just get your ass over and we could just do the blow job here. And can I wear the 'SCREAM' mask? The mask from 'SCREAM' while I do you from behind.
- [prostitute hangs up]
- Kenny Powers: Hello? Hey?
