- Robert: I gon' really let him have it. Show him my stuff. Give that man everything I got.
- Riley: Pause.
- Robert: Pause? Pause what?
- Riley: You said somethin' gay, so you gotta say "no homo" or else you a homo.
- Robert: But what did I say gay?
- Riley: You said you was gon' give this dude everything you got. No homo.
- Robert: That's not gay. I said I was gon' give the man everything I got.
- Riley: Pause, Granddad. If it sound gay, its gay and you gotta say "no homo". How I know you not a homo, Granddad, if you don't say "no homo"?
- Robert: I'm not sayin' "no homo".
- Riley: Okay, you a homo.
- Robert: Stop callin' your granddaddy a homo!
- Riley: Then say "no homo"!
- Robert: I don't wanna say "no homo"! Imma homo yo' ass, if you don't stop sayin' pause!
- Riley: . . . . Pause.
Alpha-male of the Year
- Mad Men
- True Blood
Top Gear Breaking Bad Dexter
- Ari: If you don’t wanna talk and you don’t wanna have sex, what else is there to do in [the bedroom].
- Mrs. Ari: You wanna talk?
- Ari: I’d rather have sex…
Friend got hit on by a crunk bitch.
Almost got into a fight.
Ward off creepers all night.
Met the Villains after their set.
Gotta wake up in 2 hours for work.
My Black Nudies have been destroyed from 2 years of wear…
And my A.P.C.’s now have their first crotch holes…
And I just bought a pair of Naked & Famous…
Gawd how I still love denim.
- Butch: I think I cracked a rib.
- Fabienne: Giving me oral pleasure?
- Butch: No, retard, from the fight.
Cant wait for Uniqlo NYC…aka H&M done right.
- Regular Fit Straight Black Jeans $34.90
- One Piece Graphic Black Hoodie $29.90
- Sweat Full Zip Black Hoodie $29.90
- Japan Manga Anime Printed Short Sleeve White T-Shirt $15.50
- Knit Black Tie $10.90
- Silk Black Tie $10.90
- Kenny Powers: [on phone with prostitute]
- Alright, so let me get this straight. So I gotta pay for a blow job, and I gotta pay for a fuckin' hotel room too? Well that seems like I'm spending too much money for nothin' I got a house. You can just get your ass over and we could just do the blow job here. And can I wear the 'SCREAM' mask? The mask from 'SCREAM' while I do you from behind.
- [prostitute hangs up]
- Kenny Powers: Hello? Hey?