April 2012
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Why do I even speak? Why even tell you all...
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"Oh you use AXE? All the ladies must want to suck...
March 2012
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“Oh, you only live once? I had no idea, please tell me more.”
– Condescending Wonka
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russianrapunzel:
when u know ur going to fail a test so hard that it becomes funny and then it becomes sad and then youre in denial and have a glimmer of hope and then you realize its useless and you just sit there and prepare 2 die
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alyssabennett:
I hope it rains on my funeral
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“Don’t take L.S.D. unless you are very well prepared…unless you are specifically...”
– Timothy Leary (via sarabeeee)
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fffcuk:
how to get a girl to like you in 3 easy steps
call her pretty
tell her you like her
stop talking to her
she will be hooked i swear
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The hardcore way to eat ramen noodles
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck Bitches
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gr0sse:
injizzible children
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“Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought...”
– Karl Lagerfeld (via phantasthma)
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“True artists create because they can’t do anything but create.”
– Tom Ford
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what do women want?
blasphemies:
i don’t know
all kinds of shit
i’m not a mind reader
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Total Eclipse of the Heart (Studio Version) by The...
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“…I sure hope they have cigarettes in hell.”
– Dale Alvin Gribble
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psh-imonjusticesplaylist:
Straight edge people weird me the fuck out.
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The word "epic" has lost all meaning.
