Posts tagged: Cosmo
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die
whenever he gives you an order during dom/sub play, answer him with “whatever mom“
when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.
Wanna take his breath away during sex?
Rip out his lungs.
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
