Posts tagged: Truth
advice: never leave your bed its awful
half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes
you’re all invited to my funeral. bring your laptops & you’ll each read 1 of my posts out loud & realize it was good that i died
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
being home alone just means masturbating and singing louder than normal
the sexual tension when you find out who picked you in heads down thumbs up
wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
i have three fundamental emotions
- haha
- horny
- sigh
